I daydream that when some people log into Facebook they are ejected from their chairs, flying through the roof into space .
There. I said it. I feel better now.
While reading an article about the first case of a Facebook Bully arrest I started thinking of the things people do to abuse it. Bullying is the extreme, so let’s talk about some annoyances.
You should get ejected from your chair when you:
- Friend your Ex and flirt openly.
- Respond openly to a private Facebook message someone sent you on their Wall instead.
- Change your relationship status from married to “in a relationship” or “single” then proceed to fight openly.
- Upload blurry pictures. (I keep thinking I need glasses!?)
- Upload 100 pics from every event you go to and most look the same.
- Friend Stack: You friend request anyone and everyone, such as your friends’ friends for no reason, just to say you have a lot. Worse, without an introduction. (“Add Personal Message”is right there for you, Lazy Bones!)
- Facebook Stalk: You friend request someone just to look at their page and then not write even a hello. (They did confirm the friendship so it’s ok to converse here in SOCIAL media land)
- Poke and gift endlessly. (Buy me a REAL drink!)
- Post menacing pictures of the guns and ammo you just bought . (making sure you are still with me)
- Tag your friends in unflattering shots. (Payback will be fun! Just you wait!)
- Find old high school friends, write on their wall openly confessing about the old days for everyone to see. (I like skeletons to remain in my closet, thank you)
- Write a blog about Facebook. (Editor’s Note: Author has been ejected from her chair and cannot finish this post.)
What are your Facebook peeves?
Tags: blog, Facebook, Facebook Rage, Friend Request, Poke, Tag, talk
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WOW Cara! Awesome post! And Yes I have to admit that I have uploaded a LOT of pics from some events! Sorry. lol. I do have a friend I poke with quite a bit, but we’re having lunch this week so is that ok?
Sales posts from personal accounts annoy me to no end! Get a fan page will ya? I don’t want to know how I can be a millionaire in 6 months or buy your magic blender through Facebook! lol
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Super funny blog. It is all sooooo true. Yes, let’s keep the social in social media!
Cara dear you caught me on a couple minor infractions but most of them just made me laugh as some people on my FB came to mind! Pet peeves…people who farkle, chase black sheep and collect mafia items and think I have time to help them with this worldly cause. lol
LOL Cara thanks so much for the entertaining post! People should definitely be ejected from their seats when they keep retagging a pic you untag because you hate it…I love your blog posts and will have to keep coming back for more!
funny! here it is http://ow.ly/14GFZ @debmarkham: @CaraMandart Your link took me to a WP login page. #fyi #goodtease